She Shares 8 Apologies For Her 8th Wedding Anniversary!

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🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Happy Anniversary to Kristin and Bart! Today she's giving him the greatest gift she can give...and what he's always wanted: eight apologies for their eighth anniversary.

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.2	Today is Earth Day.
0:02.4	Today is Abby's birthday.
0:04.0	And today is Bart Mye's eighth wedding anniversary.
0:07.6	Happy anniversary.
0:08.8	Thank you.
0:09.5	I have eight apologies.
0:10.8	I'm going to give my husband today for an anniversary because I felt what does that
0:13.3	man deserve more?
0:14.7	Or what does that man deserve most after being with me for eight years?
0:17.5	And that's a lot of apologies.
0:19.1	Before I get to my list list though, really, Abby?
0:23.2	Really?
0:24.2	Really?
0:24.8	You're having the time this month.
0:28.1	I have been humiliated on this show so many times I deserve eight apologies.
0:33.2	I deserve 28 apologies.
0:35.4	Did you need to apologize to yourself?
0:37.9	No.
0:39.6	Stop shaming me in the town square.
0:42.7	The U.S. education system needs to apologize.
0:44.8	So we just had a conversation on the air about what, Cassie?
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