She's Upset Her Fiancé Gave Her The Perfect Proposal?!

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🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Imagine walking to your favorite childhood spot with music in the background, twinkling lights hanging from the trees, and a beautiful picnic set for two. And then there he is...your boyfriend on bended knee. It's the perfect proposal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the virtue.
0:02.3	So you want to get a nose job, right?
0:04.3	But you don't have the money for the surgery.
0:07.3	What are you going to do?
0:08.5	You're desperate for a nose job.
0:10.6	You just don't have the cash.
0:14.5	What are you going to do?
0:15.5	You're going to go to YouTube and you're going to do it yourself.
0:17.6	Which is what I do to you.
0:19.2	No, no, no, no.
0:20.8	We have joked about this so many times on the show,
0:23.6	somebody actually did it.
0:24.6	Yep.
0:25.2	He was in Brazil.
0:26.1	A lot of people do it.
0:27.8	You can Google and you can go to YouTube at home rhinoplasty.
0:32.4	So yeah, the dude cut into his face while he was awake
0:36.7	to give himself a nose job.
0:38.0	Stop this.
0:38.8	No.
0:39.6	Oh, God.
0:40.2	Why didn't you sell toenails or something?
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