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The Bert Show

She's Trying To Make Dating Happen IRL Again

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Abby's hosting a dating event at a bar...and needs ideas on how to get people to talk IRL instead of just on apps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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When my dad was alive and I was in high school,

0:06.0

I remember my dad telling me that I had the attitude of a guy going through middle age crisis because my FOMO was so high all the time even in high

0:16.5

school when I was like 16 or 17 years old this is gonna be my last summer of fun I got to go to Chuck's house tonight it's going to be the last

0:24.8

party that I probably am ever going to have a good time it. It was always like

0:28.8

Fomo Fomo for me and I haven't gotten over that by the way.

0:33.5

That is just in my DNA.

0:34.9

And you know what?

0:35.9

I think FOMO is a healthy thing, actually.

0:38.6

Because it makes you live in the moment.

0:40.2

It makes you go ahead and do everything.

0:42.1

So when you're lying on that deathbed you could say I did everything

0:45.0

I love that for you for me. I have Jomo the joy of missing out

0:49.1

I'm tired I just want to sit on the couch. Well here's where it ends up being

0:54.4

Fomo for me now because we started the show today with Cassie saying she's

0:58.1

given this amazing gift to her husband this weekend. Yeah, he loves alternative, punk rock, all that,

1:05.4

so I got him three day passes to Shaky Knee's Music Festival.

1:09.0

And I will say, I make a joke about Jomo.

1:11.8

I'm having Fomo for this because the lineup is so

1:14.1

sick so I was I had totally forgotten actually that Shaky Kneeze was this

1:18.9

weekend but then you brought it up and I started looking at the lineup and you're right now tonight it seems to me like it's it

1:23.7

and I started looking at the lineup and you're right now tonight it seems to me like it's

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