The Bert Show.

Our intern Samaya here is not in a love triangle.

All right, it's deeper than that. It is a love square.

Yes.

A love square.

Oh, do tell.

So I, it's actually between one guy and three girls. We were all in the same friend group

So basically he actually I met him through like some mutual friends and he was really nice we were really cool for like a

couple months no problem at all we started liking each other and I found out that he

actually had a connection with one of the girls in the group already.

So I was actually a little taken aback because I was like, oh, like it's a serious, is it whatever,

you like me, but are you still with her? And he basically was saying like no I'm not with her you know she's

cool but you know I'm kind of cutting it off now because it's not cool anymore and I was like okay

cool so we started talking hanging out a lot but every time we hung out he would always say like mean things about her he wasn't very nice about her he would always bring her up I never brought her up because I barely knew her. So basically I

it ended up being like a whole big issue later down the line because this was like months and months of him

bringing her up and I was like well what's the problem like what's going on and he would always kind of like dance around the problem when really it was him that was the problem I found out later on and and it was so interesting because I was like, well, I don't know if I should continue with him or not because this is very sticky.

I don't like being in sticky situations.

And so he kind of persuaded me to trust him.

So I was like, okay.

And Christmas break comes by,

and by now we're like at girl number three.

And girl number three is not really that interested in him, but you know, she's like, she's like, oh, this is so weird because he's

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