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She's Racing Her Boyfriend's Brother To The Altar!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

She wants to get married before her boyfriend's brother does! Is she being petty?! 🤔 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue she wants to get married before her brother does is she just being petty about it or not

0:08.9

Real talk I just walked in here. Yeah, no, you walked in fast, but you got your coffee

0:12.6

I had the buzzer at the buzzer. Yes, sir. Actually the buzzer went off

0:19.8

Before doing an instant replay

0:22.4

Mike's already on

0:24.4

The red light went off buzzer had gone off. We were past six o'clock. So sorry no point for you

0:29.8

But you got coffee. I did get here 20 minutes ago. Yes

0:33.4

When I looked at the clock it was 558. I did not want to start the show without coffee

0:38.2

I ran down there and the espresso machine that we have. Thank you, Kimi-less. It's a lovely machine

0:43.6

Yeah, but sometimes it's confused and I hit it and it's like I don't think I'm gonna give you a double espresso today

0:50.2

No, I'm not feeling that I'm like oh, yes, you are. So I canceled and hit it and canceled and then we were arguing in there or I would have been

0:57.5

But did you did you finally when you're arguing I did get it. Okay, can I just have a sip and we'll carry on

1:05.9

Okay, hey, Bertha, I've been really struggling this week going between feeling selfish and

1:12.8

Feeling like punching something

1:14.8

I think I feel that way quite a bit. I think that kind of explains how the world feels

1:20.3

Yeah, I knew

1:21.1

My boyfriend's brother proposed to his girlfriend this week. That's exciting. Is it? Let's see my boyfriend's brother

1:29.8

Yeah, all right. Let's see all four of us hang out often and we all get along really really way

1:35.9

Well, I consider the other girlfriend one of my closest friends

1:40.1

However, as soon as I saw the ring and he proposed I've been in a downward spiral. Okay, we get it pump the brakes

1:51.5

You want it like take turns and I'll do a paragraph and then you do a paragraph. Yeah, go ahead

1:55.2

I'm really enjoying this

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