She’s Pretending Everything Is Fine On Social Media After Her Boyfriend Cheated On Her!

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🗓️ 12 July 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Your life looks SO good online...but IRL? Not so much! We offered #BertShowFam cash to confess what's real and what's fake on their social media profiles!

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0:00.0	This is a message to anyone who hasn't had their coffee this morning.
0:04.0	Guys, we've got a deal to help.
0:06.0	At Costa, you get a rich, strong, barista-made coffee.
0:10.0	Sounds amazing, doesn't it?
0:12.0	An also flaky all-butter quason and a deliciously juicy innocent juice from 599 until 11 a.m.
0:20.2	So get up and go grab a deal at Costa.
0:23.3	Costa coffee.
0:24.3	Price date in select stores, exclusion and supply subject to availability
0:28.0	forties and seas at Costa.
0:29.2	Coaster. UK.
0:30.1	The Bert Show.
0:33.0	Show.
0:34.0	There on social media, your life looks perfect.
0:38.0	Everybody smiling.
0:40.0	All the highlights of your life and you know what it's a damn lie you know it you know it
0:46.6	all right we are willing to pay you for your fake book confessions doesn't matter if it's
0:52.1	Instagram does not matter if it's Instagram. Does not matter if it's
0:54.7	Facebook, wherever it is, you call us up. We put you on the voice disguiser. You
1:00.0	tell us about this beautiful life that you have portrayed on social media, maybe even the last picture that you posted, and then you tell us the truth.
1:10.0	What the hell is going on in your life?
1:12.0	You pull back the veil.
1:13.5	Pull back the veil.
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