She’s Pregnant After His Secret Vasectomy! What Now?!
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the Bert show. |
| 0:02.0 | All right, so if you ever have a dilemma or an issue that you need advice with |
| 0:06.2 | Please hit us up at the Bert show.com. |
| 0:09.2 | A dude has hit us up. She told him she's pregnant but he had a vasectomy and she doesn't know he had a |
| 0:16.6 | vasectomy so is the baby his or not? This is so juicy and so dramatic. Are we about to turn into the Mori Povets show? |
| 0:26.8 | We 100% are. All right, get your Manila envelopes ready so we can figure this out. |
| 0:32.2 | My favorite part. |
| 0:33.0 | Hey Bert show, I'm in a cold sweat and in a panic over here. |
| 0:36.0 | I need some serious help and fast. |
| 0:38.0 | I know you guys get some crazy stories, |
| 0:40.0 | but I'm not sure anyone has ever been in my exact predicament. |
| 0:44.0 | Regardless, I need advice ASAP. |
| 0:47.0 | Imagine my surprise when the girl I've been dating for a whopping three months |
| 0:51.0 | tells me she's pregnant. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, that's not the surprise. |
| 0:55.0 | The surprise is I had a vasectomy years ago, |
| 1:00.0 | which she doesn't know about. |
| 1:02.0 | Wow. I had planned on. which she doesn't know about. |
| 1:02.9 | Wow. |
| 1:03.9 | I had planned on telling her if when we got more serious. |
| 1:07.7 | We aren't even using labels right now, |
| 1:09.6 | so I haven't felt the time is right. |
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