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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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EP796: JoJo Siwa is occupying way too much of Bryan's brain. But JoJo has entire internet wondering...WTF? This time she decides to cover a song no other person needs to sings. Plus, massages are a very touchy subject with Eric Andre and with Bryan and Krissy. European massages are touchy, apparently! Stories are told, things get weird. Finally, Bryan wants to get the credit he deserves for being a complete baby when he is ill. A for effort, BG. A for effort. TCB Clip: I aint no dog! Watch EP #796 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, I just want to let you ladies know, hey.
0:05.0	If you ain't 280, you can't be my lady.
0:10.0	I like them thick in the waist and cute in the face.
0:14.0	Only a dog on a bone, and baby I ain't no dog.
0:20.0	Oh. bone and baby I ain't no dog.
0:21.4	Arro.
0:29.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:32.9	When Jojo does it, it just sounds like she's hurting her voice.
0:34.6	And it's highly auto-tuned.
0:36.1	Highly auto-tune.
0:41.1	Now, listen, I get that that's like the standard of the day everybody's auto-tuned. Highly auto-tune. Now, listen, I get that that's, like, the standard of the day everybody's autotune.
0:47.2	But I think Jojo would benefit from a little bit of, like, PR withdrawal.
0:48.4	Do you know what I'm saying?
0:56.6	When you get to this, this is just coming from Brian, who is known to be a PR master.
1:04.2	It's the reason why the commercial break has done so well for itself outside of the people who actually listen to the commercial break.
1:09.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:15.6	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
1:17.3	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:18.0	I'm Brian Green.
1:20.0	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show.
1:20.8	Chris and Joy Haudley.
1:21.5	Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian.
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