And welcome back to WSHIT. It's 910 on a Saturday morning and it's time to start

Crab Apple's longest running high society and gossip show The Crab Gab. I'm your Tierra Tart,

Jocelyn Winglebag. Crab Apple quite in a stir this week. As for the first time in our 267-year history as a township, we will be welcoming

royals.

That's right, those of us lucky enough to be invited to the High Society event, Little

Miss 30-something crabapple, will be in the presence of royalty.

Those who are in the know already understand

who's coming, but for those of us just a little bit outside the social circles, you've got me to

spill the tea. Later on this week, we'll be welcoming Winifred Seradania, a Spanish countess, with a

bloodline going back all the way to year 878, when her great, great, great, great, great,

grandfather, Willifred the Harry ruled over a 12-square mile area in the south of Spain. Winifred

lives a life that most of us only dream of, high fashion, fast cars, and Spanish men men she lives on the second floor of a two-story

building taking up almost 700 square feet of a 1400 square foot apartment she shares with her

roommate i can imagine the nights they have now sitting alone drinking spanish wine watching

love island and being pampered on by one, if not two

servants. Her relative Willifred the Harry was known as a great ruler, who would often chop

people's heads off if he found them to be criminal or wearing things he didn't like. That's

my kind of royal. What might you ask is Winifred up to? Well, I had a chance to troll her social media earlier this week. And while there's no evidence she's chopping anybody's heads off, she is on to the latest and greatest investment craze, La Boo Boo. Let's take a listen to a little clip I found.

So you're famous and magnificent.

Yes, I am.

So many people have commented,

SYFM on my videos, and that's what it means.

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