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The Bert Show

She’s Freaking Out Because School Starts SOON!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

She's freaking out and needs to hear from YOU! Can you help Kristin calm down now that school is starting? 

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0:00.0

You never know where the journey will take you.

0:03.0

One Tinder match.

0:05.0

And not only have I met someone new,

0:07.0

but we've discovered a sick Italian restaurant together.

0:11.0

And it turns out, football is now our thing.

0:15.0

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0:17.0

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0:21.9

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0:25.2

Tinder, download the app today.

0:32.4

The Birch Show.

0:34.8

Kristen is freaking out!

0:37.0

And some of you guys can help her out.

0:39.0

All right.

0:39.6

My fellow parents, my fellow teachers.

0:42.2

I know it seems crazy that we're already talking back to school, but August 4th for public

0:49.2

schools, we are going back.

0:50.8

That's when Jimmy goes back.

0:52.7

So we're already in like the throes of making sure we're gathering all our stuff.

0:57.4

We have all of our schedules down pat.

0:59.7

And last night my husband watched like the anxiety take over my body because Jimmy is entering pre-K, right?

1:08.1

We've done our like our little private school, which has been fantastic. But now it is time for pre-K, right? We've done our, like, our little private school, which has been fantastic.

1:13.2

But now it is time for pre-K.

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