She's dating a Pagan...

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Ethan and Patrick

Christianity, Relationships, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Welcome to this week's episode of The Crunch! In this episode its Dr. Ethan's dating corner and we help give advice to a Seminarian, figure out what to do when a Pagan dates a Catholic and learn what to do in a long distance relationship when the guy doesn't have anything to say.

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0:00.0	You know who is taking advantage of me?
0:01.5	These people that aren't writing in dating questions,
0:05.5	the listeners.
0:07.5	I don't trust him as far as I can throw them.
0:13.8	Dating podcast.
0:18.1	Are you ready?
0:28.5	It's your, you lead in. in oh gosh that's right okay all right uh hey everybody welcome welcome how's it going um look today today we're not you know usually i'm happy peppy nurse Patrick
0:35.7	usually it's a very nice clinic, like one you would find.
0:38.7	Nurse Ratchet today is who you get.
0:40.8	Yeah, it's usually we get like a nice clinic.
0:43.2	Like you would find in an upscale neighborhood where like everyone has privacy fences
0:47.5	and the schools are rated at least a five on apartments.com.
0:51.3	But today, today you're like, hospital in your hometown where they, like, don't, they only have, like, three beds in the emergency room and the nurse has a high school diploma. What happened? What happened when you went downstairs? Not much, but it's enough. And so we're done. We're done. We're talking about that. We're going to move on. But today, today you're not getting, how can I help you today? Today you're getting, go ahead. You know what I mean? Go ahead. That's the, that's the, that's the drive-through experience we're getting here. All right.
1:38.3	All right, you came to the right place, you ding-dong. It's called communication, baby.
1:48.7	Well, I, as the doctor... Welcome to the Dr. Ethan's dating corner.
1:50.8	I'm Nurse Patrick.
1:51.7	I'm Ethan, and I'm Dr. Ethan.
1:54.5	And I get paid way more than Nurse Patrick, so I'm always happy, and I drive a Tisla.
2:36.3	Oh, man. I love that. I love what I, I love what I pull up to. I love what I pull up to a business and the owner as a Tesla. And they're like, I can't afford this. It happens often, more often than you think. You know what I hate? I hate going to the dentist and seeing the dentist's car. That pisses me. It's not cool. It's not cool. You're going to, you drive a Mercedes S series or whatever, and it's cool, and it's 40. And I sit there and I get tortured by some woman who's making like $14 an hour for 45 minutes.'s poking she's prodding she's scraping she's crushing she's doing all kinds of activities that i don't like to have it into my
2:42.0	mouth yeah you come in you say bite now let me just look at your gums all right yeah it looks
2:49.3	great to make sure you keep brushing. I see you for
2:51.6	four seconds and you drive a Mercedes. Give the technician the Mercedes. I don't know what you
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