Going DEEP into the Alien conspiracy...
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to this week's episode of The Crunch! This week we talk about the growing Crunch Instagram, the worst 4th of July ever, and Ethan gets into his deep conspiracies about Aliens. Also Ethan's audio got messed up this week so apologies about that.
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| 0:00.0 | I think all things considered you and me. |
| 0:04.2 | We're doing well. |
| 0:05.8 | I want to jump off of a causeway. |
| 0:09.4 | There's several to choose from. |
| 0:11.9 | I'm so, look, I understand what you're trying to do. |
| 0:16.4 | I appreciate it. |
| 0:17.7 | I appreciate the effort. |
| 0:19.4 | But you can't, we can't start the show with you say, this is a family-friendly |
| 0:23.9 | comic podcast. |
| 0:25.4 | You implicating yourself in the murder of yourself. |
| 0:29.1 | Of myself. |
| 0:29.6 | It's probably not the best one to begin the show. |
| 0:32.3 | Anyway, I'm so glad it's Friday. |
| 0:34.5 | Like, unironically, so glad. |
| 0:36.9 | Hey, how about that TGIF, baby? That's what it's all about. It's Friday, like unironically, so glad. Hey, how about that? |
| 0:37.6 | TGIF, baby. That's what it's all about. It's Friday, Sunday, what? Yeah, that's the energy that I want to bring to the podcast. It's like, yeah, it's the weekend vibe. Not, yeah, it's the end vibe. You know what I mean? It's the end of the week. It's the end of the week, not the end of me being weak. |
| 0:57.2 | Yeah. end vibe. You know what I mean? It's the weak end. It's the end of the week, not the end of me being weak. |
| 0:57.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.6 | No, see, you're going to be strong. |
| 1:00.1 | I am weak. |
| 1:01.6 | I'm going to juice you up with audio steroids, aka my words. |
| 1:06.1 | Yeah. |
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