She's Convinced This Man Framed Her At The Gym!
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🗓️ 6 February 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the Bird Show. Maybe I've been going to gyms too long, just the irritation factor now going to the gym is high for me. |
| 0:07.0 | It really is. I wish A, I could afford, and B, I wish I had the patience to have my own home gym. |
| 0:12.0 | But I like going to a gym. I like hearing the clanks of the |
| 0:14.8 | weights, the music, it caters to my A.D.D. or hotties all over the place. I kind of like it. |
| 0:20.8 | Yeah. But it's becoming more of an irritant and it has everything to do with |
| 0:25.2 | cell phones and etiquette when it comes to sitting on a bench scrolling through your phone |
| 0:32.1 | rather than sharing the time together. |
| 0:35.0 | You mean people are selfish and oblivious? |
| 0:37.0 | I just put signs up that just say 60 seconds in between sets is all you have to sit on it and it's just one |
| 0:45.2 | irritant after the other and I think maybe I've just been working out there too long |
| 0:50.0 | but there are more too Abby here thinks that she's been framed by her. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah every gym has a very certain unspoken set of etiquette rules and I think somebody |
| 0:58.8 | framed me for breaking one of them. So a little context I haven't been to the gym I think in like six and a half |
| 1:05.0 | weeks so I got a nose job and you're not supposed to do any kind of heavy lifting |
| 1:09.2 | for about six weeks because I'm not lifting you doing with your nose. Well I mean like if you |
| 1:13.2 | bend over and stuff you might fall on your face or you might strain something there's |
| 1:16.4 | muscles in your nose you don't want to like bend something out of place your |
| 1:20.2 | face is very delicate for like six weeks I just bumped my nose on the mic and I'm almost in tears at hearts a little bit. |
| 1:26.7 | Yeah. I got a lot of pain. I got a nose shop 30 years ago. That's why I haven't been able to go to the gym either. That old nose day |
| 1:35.0 | nose day. |
| 1:39.0 | Chest and nose day. Chest and nose today. |
| 1:42.3 | So you probably have been to a gym like this where you know everyone kind |
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