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She's Convinced Her Friends' Standards Are Too High!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

One woman believes that her friends are single because all of their standards are too high. Does she have a valid point or not?

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0:00.0

Get it the Brit show. So you can't find yourself a man. Well according to one

0:06.7

Tic-talker maybe it's because you're setting your standards too high. So yeah I saw this

0:11.3

clip on Alpha Fox 78 on Twitter and it went viral and there were a lot of

0:15.8

comments on it because the women seem to have a lot to say but there is a lady who is speaking to all of her

0:21.1

friends being single and she says she goes out with

0:23.7

them a lot and they're always saying what they're looking for and

0:26.2

complaining that they can't find the guy and she's saying that she believes it

0:29.8

might actually be because her friends standards are a little too high.

0:33.3

I hate to say this but I think that women have to lower their standards.

0:36.6

Before you go crazy on me, just hear me out.

0:38.9

The amount of chronically single girlfriends that I know either approaching their

0:45.8

30s or already in their 30s that are like wanting to settle down and have a

0:49.6

family but can't is an epidemic at this point and we're talking about women that are

0:54.0

financially stable have educations are beautiful have their fathers in their lives like

0:59.2

come from nice families like we're not talking about like a bum-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bir talking about like a bum-b

1:05.0

We're talking about like a very decent young lady. So I'll have conversations with my friends

1:06.8

and they'll say things like, oh, like, you know,

1:09.4

I want to make like at least $200,000 a year like at minimum. He has to be in shape. Like I really like a

1:15.1

guy with a six pack. I love a guy who's like six two. I need to go with like a

1:18.8

full head of hair like I can't do bald guys. Every single time you throw a new specification into what you desire, the only person that

1:26.8

fits within the parameters of what you are looking for exists in your dreams.

1:30.5

No, I've had girlfriends tell me like, oh my God, no, he's great this and that, like, but I can't do a short king. So you're telling me you found a guy that's not bad looking, has a great job with benefits, like financially stable, comes from a great family, and you can't do it because his legs aren't long enough like you

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