She’s Considering A Sperm Donor Because She’s Still Single!
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:32.0 | All right. |
| 0:34.0 | She's almost 30 and she really wants to have a child. |
| 0:38.0 | And now that she's single again, she's considering getting a donor to have a child, but she wants to know if that is selfish and |
| 0:43.4 | irresponsible of her. |
| 0:45.0 | Ah, yeah, let's hear the deats. |
| 0:48.0 | All right, so her email reads, hi, Bert show, I am a 29-year-old female who is a |
| 0:51.8 | newly single again, who a newly single again. |
| 0:55.0 | More than anything I want to be a mom. |
| 0:57.5 | I've wanted to be a mom since before I can even remember. |
| 1:00.5 | I have a career that I love, |
| 1:02.0 | but I truly don't think anything will bring me more joy than becoming a mother. |
| 1:06.0 | My last relationship ended about seven weeks ago and I really thought my now ex-boyfriend was the one. |
| 1:12.0 | I will be 30 this December and it's really got me |
| 1:15.3 | spiraling, L-O-L-L-L-I've always told my parents in a joking manner that if I'm still |
| 1:19.7 | single at 35 I will get a sperm donor so I can finally have a baby of my own. We all laugh of course but now that I'm turning 30 and I am single yet again |
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