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Mother Knows Best

She's Back And Better Than Ever

Mother Knows Best

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.9616 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

This episode recaps Alex’s 2 week road trip and how much fun Kim had while she was away. We have more boomer moves than usual because Kim is just out here living her best 58 year old life with the help of her darling son in law *because you should be nice to your in laws*. Lots of summer energy and why letting go can be the answer sometimes. At the end, head over to Youtube for an exclusive look into Kim's summer outfits! Support Our Sponsor: Find Mamitas Tequila Seltzer at https://barstool.link/MamitasBSS or pick up a variety 8pk at Target, Walmart, Publix, Jewel Osco, or Gopuff. Check Out the “Cause I Said So” Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/causeisaidso/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CauseISaidSo Tik Tok: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd21TsjQ/ Follow Alex Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalexbennett/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Justalexbennett Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justalexbennett?lang=en Follow Kim Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kontentkim/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kontentkim Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kontentkim?lang=en


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0:00.0

Hey, Mother Knows Best listeners. You can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.

0:11.5

Hi, everybody. Welcome back to your favorite mother-daughter podcast, because I said so. My name is Alex.

0:18.0

And my name is Kim. Welcome back, Alec. Thanks, Mom. We've been apart for two weeks. Yes. Did you have fun while I was gone? I did have fun while you were gone. I missed you, but I still had fun while you were gone. People were DMing me and they were like, what's going on? Your mom seems like she's living her best life. She looks relaxed. Her Insta stories are so good. Is she thriving without you? I was like, I don't know. I haven't talked to her. Yeah. I was really sad when I saw that you were, were you like FaceTiming Jordan? Oh my gosh. Are you jealous? Yes. I was like, what the hell? Alex didn't, did you even see that? I posted that. Alex didn't FaceTime me. I don't even think. I think I talked to Jordan one time on the phone.

0:55.1

Oh, she just made it look like you've been chatting a lot.

0:57.7

No, we were chatting a good amount. You just said you talked to her one time. On the phone. I texted her. Oh, okay. It's a difference. You know, I'm not a big phone call person. I'd rather eat these flowers that are giving me a headache.

0:53.4

Kim, okay, so as you guys know, we now record in mom's apartment, which is beautiful.

1:16.3

We have the framed scarf behind us, and every time we record, Mom gets fresh flowers, but what are these?

1:21.6

They're killing my head.

1:22.8

They're hyacinth, aren't they beautiful?

1:25.3

They're beautiful, but my head's like, bowl.

1:27.3

They have the prettiest smell, but it is killing my head, too. My grandmother's name was hyacinth. So I always like to plant hyacinth. Your name, well, you called her Mamie, but it was Hyacinth Viola Lee. Goode. Hyacinth Viola Lee. My God, what was her maiden name? Her name was Hyacinth. Hyacinth, yeah, and we. My God, what was her maiden name?

1:44.9

Her name was Hyacinth?

1:46.3

Hyacinth, yeah, and we called her Peggy. I don't know why. Well, we called her Mamie. People called her Peggy, but her name was Hyacinth. This is the most... I always think I want... I think back in the day when she would have been... She was born in 1900, early 1900s, 1901 or something.

1:44.6

I think that having

2:04.0

three names like that was normal what would be my three names if you could name me right now give me

2:08.7

three names start with the flower let's go with your favorite flower mine's mine's it would be um peony

2:14.5

peony um peony um peony peony peony alelex runoculas hodges minute there we go there it is if i could name you i'd name

2:26.3

you dragonfly saint bernard hirup hodge's saint bernard i don't know it just popped in my head dragonfly saint i thought was cute oh that that's really good Bernard Hirup Hodges St. Bernard.

2:31.6

I don't know. It just popped in my head. Dragonfly Saint, I thought was cute. That's really good. Look at me. What? There's something in my teeth? Let's see. Maybe right in the middle there. Yeah, there is. I don't know that it's like, let me see my phone. Let me do the mirror thing. I just don't want you talking with something in your teeth the whole time.

2:33.1

Well, I just say tragic.

2:52.1

I don't think there's anything in my phone. Let me do the mirror thing. I just don't want you talking with something in your teeth the whole time.

2:47.8

Well, I just say tragic. I don't think there's anything in my teeth. Yeah, there is something in my teeth. Oh, got it. Okay. What did I have for lunch? Oh, I recently had some nuts. That's exactly what it was. Pun intended. You know what it means to have nuts for lunch, Mom? No.

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