She's Afraid Her Spontaneous Surprise Will Backfire
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 May 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief. |
| 0:05.0 | Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge. |
| 0:12.0 | Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief. |
| 0:15.0 | Boom! |
| 0:16.0 | Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time. |
| 0:27.0 | Fueling mischief with petty flu. |
| 0:30.0 | The Tattoo is of Auschwitz, the international bestseller. The to write your life story. I was a young man locked up in a terrible place. |
| 0:50.0 | But I found something there. |
| 0:52.0 | Someone. I found something there, someone. |
| 0:55.0 | Watch now on Sky Atlantic and buy the book at all good bookshops. |
| 1:01.0 | The Bert Show. Single ladies, I'm telling you right now the country you need to go visit |
| 1:07.0 | Ecuador. |
| 1:09.0 | Why Ecuador you say? |
| 1:11.0 | The men are hot, the temperature's hot? The men are single? All three are good? |
| 1:17.0 | They make money? I don't know about all that. But I do know that in the most recent survey they've got the biggest manhood in the world. |
| 1:24.4 | Yep. Who's measuring? Right. |
| 1:26.4 | Right. |
| 1:27.4 | You guys obviously have questions. |
| 1:29.4 | They surveyed a hundred people. I don't know. I'm not exactly sure how they do. It says to find these figures German |
| 1:35.4 | researchers reviewed over 40 studies involving thousands of male |
| 1:39.9 | participants. Men in countries with higher obesity rates tended to be smaller down there. |
| 1:44.6 | All I'm hearing is that the Germans are freaky. |
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