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She's Afraid Her Family Will Scare Off The Perfect Guy

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🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

The virtue do you guys have a family member disclaimer for when you bring somebody over to your house for the first time

0:07.2

That if there's gonna be a family function you have to warn your friends about like one like an uncle or an answer a grandmother or anything like that

0:16.0

Yes

0:17.0

All of them. Oh every single one come on. It's crazy. There's got to be one where you're just like

0:23.4

Did you what like you specifically will say look stay away from my aunt because blank?

0:30.0

Oh

0:34.0

I got I got I got a aunt that says whatever comes to a mind regardless of how you'll take it that I pretty much if she's gonna be around

0:41.0

I have to let my friends know like don't take anything she says personally. Yeah, she's gonna say some things or

0:46.4

Usually like grandparents look

0:47.7

I just want to let you know they grew up in like the early 1900s and they really haven't evolved so anything

0:52.6

They say you can't take too seriously Tommy have anybody like that. Yeah, I get I got a gay cousin that

0:58.7

Gatanzi when he gets drunk so I just have to tell my guy friends like what what you don't

1:04.7

Watch your junk

1:06.7

Never know

1:08.8

Mine's not as interesting as that but my dad loves playing devil's advocate

1:12.6

Even if he doesn't believe in it if you bring up something you

1:15.6

Instantly take the other side to have a really interesting conversation

1:19.1

But if you're new to the family it can kind of catch off guard if you're not expecting it

1:24.7

We have to do a whole topic on devil's advocate people one day, okay. Oh, he just does it for fun

1:29.8

I know it's not like all the time, but yeah, I know like let's make everybody like let's let's add to the tension because it's fun

1:36.4

Is not fun to me? He's like I gave you gritt growing up now you can make your own arguments

1:41.8

And I raised you into a strong woman because you always had to fight me at the dinner table

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