The Bert Show. Inside of you is a Karen trying to get out, but you never let it out because

you're a little bit nervous about what people might think about you. So you get bad service,

you internalize it. What you really need is to rent a Karen, which Abby is here for.

So if you want to complain, you want to leave a bad review or what have you, but you don't

have the guts on your own to do it, you go ahead and you rent out Abby.

And Cassie took her up on this.

I did because when it was a couple weeks ago, you came on here and asked us if you were

being at Karen.

And we decided no, but you were one in training.

And I wanted to hire you to write a

nasty review for somebody on Etsy and it's not over something like like oh me bankers

arrived two days late no um this person I was messaging them about an urn for my mother for her final

resting place and we were making a deal and she

straight up ghosted me um as in hey what's your benmo name we'll send the money now ghosted right

and i just was not having it because my mom is sitting at a crematorium in west monroe

Louisiana backwaters and i wanted her to come home.

And, you know, I didn't want something that had been, there's nothing wrong with this.

I just didn't want something that had been mass produced for her to rest in, you know.

And then all the other urns online through like funeral homes are like very expensive, like

$5,000, $700 and like, love you.

We still have your memorial service to throw.

So I had found like a beautiful potter, I guess, who makes urns pottery and put resin waves

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