She No Longer Trusts Her Husband With Their Kids Because Of *This*
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🗓️ 28 November 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bertio |
| 0:02.0 | Does a straw have one or two holes? |
| 0:05.0 | Two. Two. Two. |
| 0:06.0 | Two. |
| 0:07.0 | One. |
| 0:08.0 | It's got one hole. |
| 0:11.0 | Two. It's one because you continuously see through it. |
| 0:13.6 | Somebody said something really profound on Married at First Side about this question. |
| 0:17.6 | And it's like, think about your mouth hole and your butt hole. |
| 0:21.3 | Two different holes. |
| 0:22.3 | Oh yeah. It's not just one big hole. Yeah different holes. Oh yeah. |
| 0:23.0 | It's not just one big hole. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | It's two different holes. |
| 0:26.0 | They're connected. |
| 0:27.0 | Huh. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh, I have effectively changed my answer. |
| 0:33.0 | That's reality TV. |
| 0:35.0 | In a new survey where they ask a whole bunch of these questions that people |
| 0:40.0 | normally argue over like is die-hard a Christmas movie which clearly it is not. |
| 0:44.0 | It is. |
| 0:45.0 | Yes it is. |
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