She Missed Her Son’s High School Graduation Because She Was Doing THIS!

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🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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MOMS! You're not alone. We miss things! #BertShowFam called in to share the big things they accidentally missed: like this mom who missed her son’s graduation because she was doing THIS!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.2	Mother's Day this weekend and moms especially, man, so hard on themselves.
0:07.0	You can't be perfect.
0:08.2	The mom guilt is real for sure.
0:09.9	So that's why this is going to be a womb of comfort for all the moms out there that
0:13.9	have had to miss something of their child.
0:16.5	You mean like my mom missing a decade with me when she sent me to California?
0:20.9	That's a little bit different.
0:22.9	I'm talking about like when I missed Jimmy's Easter egg hunt at school because I had to do a speech for Burt's Big Adventure.
0:28.7	Oh, okay.
0:29.0	So you're not talking about a decade long cutoff?
0:31.3	No.
0:31.6	No.
0:31.7	Yeah, not a 10 year cutoff.
0:33.6	That's a little extreme.
0:34.9	Okay. I don't think I would be able to say, you're doing great
0:38.0	sweetie after that. Okay. Because she missed, the thing that she missed was 8 to 18.
0:42.9	Gotcha. That was pretty important. Yeah. Not formative ears at all. Yeah, but it hasn't
0:49.1	affected me at all. No, you're fine. Yes. Have you sent her the bill for your therapy sessions yet?
0:54.4	She wouldn't even know who it's coming from right now.
0:57.4	All right.
0:58.0	So 1-855-5-3-7-8-7-46.
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