the virtue. Cassie, how did you

embarrass yourself this time?

So listen, because I have been

quarantined, self-imposed for my own reasons,

for the pandemic, we haven't been out to

restaurants with our kids because my daughter Hazel was like,

got like four months old when we went into quarantine,

when the pandemic hit, so we've never been out deep with them.

She's fully vaccinated now. My son Max is almost vaccinated, so for one of the first times,

we went to eat outdoors on a patio, which was really cool with the kids.

So we are traveling to Decatur to go to the Marley, which is an amazing pub.

They have a pub lunch on Sundays. It's like an Irish pub. So good.

And for some reason, we decided to do something very dangerous, and we played fast and loose

with my son's past fires and only brought one of them with us.

No. Sandra, no, everybody knows.

You never just bring one passie. You always got to have the backup.

Listen, passies are like socks or hairbands, or like they just always go missing in our house.

They fall into like some parallel dimension through the cracks.

So we're always losing them so we could only find one.

So and Hazel never used past fires, so this is my first baby with pacifiers.

And no, as soon as that hits the ground, if you're like me in a germafote,

like you can't put it back in their mouths, and then you have a screaming baby

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