Hey, the bird show.

Before we get into the wildest things that X's said during the breakup,

let me just for a second here.

Apologize to Ryan at the Verizon store in Roswell for the shaky beginning to our relationship yesterday.

So I took Amanda yesterday.

Finally, her phone went out on her.

Her iPhone, get this, her iPhone 12.

No way.

Yes, her iPhone 12 finally went out.

I want to be shocked that I have a 13.

You have a 13?

I know, I'm so, I'm so back.

I admire that that you can just let all those years pass and I need the new one. They're exactly the same. Like they never change. How do you know what you have? I don't even know what I have. You just go to the settings. Settings and then yeah. Your system settings. Go to about. Settings, then click on your name and then scroll down a little bit. The truth of the matter is, honestly, like from the iPhone 12 to what the 16 now, for what I use

the phone for really hasn't changed all that much.

The camera is better, but there are so many things you can do with the iPhone.

I'm guessing that I use 3% of what my iPhone could do.

So the joke, when you have a 12 or a 13, compared to like the contemporary 16, it's a joke. For me, there's hardly any difference at all. I didn't even know what number we were on. And it sucks because it's got AI, so it drains the battery like that. It's terrible. She got the pro max, though, I think, the one with the extended battery. I know,

totally hoity tooty. So fancy from an iPhone 12 to a 16 pro max. Well, it's been so long that since she turned in her iPhone, we basically got a free phone yesterday, free upgrades. I was about to say they

should have just gave it to you. They pretty much did. They should have given you the store.

When we walked in there and we showed him the phone, he's like, I haven't seen one of these in years. Did he put gloves on? He's like, we need to put this behind glass as a relic in the museum. So here's why our relationship started Rocky and it's totally and completely my fault. So I go in there. I'm sitting there with Amanda and we are now merging our lives together, right? So in some instances, I'm on some of her plans. In some instances,

she's on some of mine. We're merging our lives together. And as far as the phone goes, they're under

my name. So he's asking me all these business questions about my phone and my account,

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