She Hid A Knife In My Bedroom | The Official Podcast

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Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2026

⏱️ 105 minutes

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1:21.4	Welcome to the official podcast.
1:22.9	When I said that in the beginning, I was talking to any of you out there who bought the Magic the Gathering,
1:28.3	the office crossover trading cards. I just, I want to peel out every vein in my body and
1:35.5	stretch it across this earth so that my blood can water some flowers all over this globe.
1:41.2	And that maybe, just maybe, when these people who are playing Magic
1:45.0	the Gathering go outside, they will see something that I have given life to through my
1:49.4	pure death and hatred of the fact that they exist.
1:53.3	Anyway, Magic the Gathering a couple months ago apparently made an office crossover set.
1:57.8	I can't picture anything more Man-child embarrassing.
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