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I've been laughing so much at the concept of she-ham. This is unrelated, I know. Of she-ham's like, please, as you go to wet listeners, when you go to weddings,

send us your videos of the ham with the wedding being a ham because, by the way, we understand that we started his ham. A lot of comics are ham's as kids.

No.

Being funny.

No, different funny.

Ham funny? That was never me. It's why I never won class clown.

I said, I never ever won class clown. You're too cool.

No, not cool at all. I just wasn't a ham. I didn't think like the-

I am, did I? I didn't think the armpit fart I did was funny. I did. I don't wonder if I could still get it. And I didn't deliver it.

Wait.

Still got it, baby!

Dan, ham.

Dan, ham.

Dan, ham.

Dan, ham.

That was weird.

Bird call, dude. You don't know how to bird call? I don't know how to bird call, Dan. I thought we could in studio on time, didn't we?

It alluded me.

It's very impressive.

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