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Yeah, there was a video of a woman that went viral briefly just fucking destroying a bar. Like in a in the most fun looking way. Yeah.

Think about how you would destroy a bar. If you got to destroy a bar like. Well, be my approach. You're just going for pure destruction.

This is a restaurant bar. Yeah, the restaurant. Yeah, like a PF Changs or like a. So it's like the bar of a PF Changs. Yeah, how do I attack it?

All right, the first thing I'm doing is whether it be with several spinning kicks idealistically. Yeah, or you're bringing flare or a sweeping lary.

I'm clear now those glasses. There's so many glasses. I get worried about getting cut though. No, no, no, I'm clothes lining them all up. They're hitting the floor. Oh, not going down. Then it's a fucking I'd say bottles swing and throw at the other shelves.

Try to make the shelves all collapse. Awesome. Go high. God forbid they have some high level displays like the stands got those high display. No one's touching. Yeah.

Yeah. Did I'm taking another stand? I am bullseyeing a bottle of Jack Daniels in the middle of that and seeing how much I could take down real real hatchet toss like a fucking.

A fucking take it from the bottom of the you take it by the mouth of the bottle. Middle the bar. I'm trying to take down the highest level of bar with a bottle hook. Sure.

And then I probably start trying to ax kick if the tables are particle boardy enough to be ax kicked in half. Now you're just destroying the bar bar bar. Okay, then there's some more.

Oh, zing and fruit. Yeah, yeah, zing and I would almost go with I think I would start with a fruit medley a rain of fruit of bar fruits. I'm glad I did get the attention. Yeah, and then I want the I want the approach of one bottle at a time really putting some on on it.

I'm going to flip one thing on that and say for me the the explosion is going to be that's the finale is the fruit coming. Okay, that's strong finale. That's the only 3D. I would hope to grab a rack of the bottles at the end. You know, that's like up and pull that big rack. Sometimes there's a rack of bottles on the top and just pull them down.

Oh, yeah, I'm going to punch because the things you can break like that look cooler. You guys take out. So I'm going to punch the POS system.

Oh, I meant the wine glasses on the top. That's what I'm going to pull down at the end. Yeah, that's what I'm going to put on a pole.

It's good for now. Yeah, it's a Greek wedding. Yeah, I'm punching the POS system right in the chops. Then I'm going to take I want to do that. Remember that move from American history X when he takes the cash register and he fucking throws it through a thing. I want to do that.

Okay, I'm not assuming that I'm on a white supremacist tirade. Yes, was were they in that movie? No, you are going. You're going. You know, that's why there's a smash room with the Philadelphia arena.

Yeah, those are like thing that was that's a thing to do. It's not a, you know, not I just for the record not the name of white supremacy day. There you go.

I just want to do it. It's a bar. No, black loot on side. I mean now, black. I think this is I'm there's a very upscale white bar that I'm bashing apart right now.

There's nothing to do. What if I told you it wasn't it was owned by an Hispanic couple. Oh my god.

They're immigrants Jason and this was their dream. Hypothetically. I wrote you in. I got it's a gay couple a Latino gay couple that you just destroyed their life dream.

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