Listen, it's The Bird Show.

To Cassie here, who is the most consistent member of The Birch Show.

She walked in this morning, and now I don't even go, hey, how was your day?

Now I say, so what went wrong?

So I have a question for you guys, and I really want to know if an Airbnb should disclose this kind of stuff up front.

So when we were on vacation last week, we booked a last minute Airbnb.

And honestly, that should have been my sign that this Airbnb was still available the week

of July 4th and it was Lakefront, right?

Okay.

Just outside of Burlington, Vermont on Lake Champlain. So we get there late at night and

like the pictures inside are gorgeous and I walk in. It's super clean. Very nice. Furniture's a little

like not great, but it's fine. Like it's clean and that's what matters. So I'm like, this is

beautiful. The sun is setting.

So I open the door to walk out on the balcony so I can like take a minute and just look over Lake Champlain.

And I'm like, this is gorgeous.

Like finally I needed this respite and this vacation.

And I stopped dead in my tracks.

Because if you're even slightly arachnophobic like me, you've learned to train your eye

whenever you walk through woods or doorways.

You just kind of automatically look for spider webs hanging, right?

Because I don't want to get them caught in my hair.

That's my biggest fear.

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