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She Got The Ick After He Told Her He Threw Up Before Their First Date!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Are single people in their 30s desperate or even MORE discriminating? Producer Rebecca has a theory after hearing this list of real first date icks from her early-30s friends!

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show while we're here talking about dating, what do you got in your 30s?

0:04.6

There is the stereotype that once you turn 30 and you are still single, you are just a dried

0:12.0

up husk of the former self, just a corn, just a raisin in the sun and...

0:19.1

Spinster. Just a spinster. and i felt that because i was single when i

0:23.4

turned 30 and the day i turned 30 suddenly my moisturizer cost me 200 um which i don't think is a

0:30.8

requirement i think that's kind of on me um but no i am fighting the stereotype because the truth

0:37.0

is people in their 30s who are single, they're not desperate for love.

0:41.3

They're actually more discriminating.

0:43.6

You think?

0:44.1

I think so.

0:45.2

I have evidence and they are my friends who are all flirty and 30 and thriving.

0:50.5

It seems like all of my 31 year plus friends are all like super chill about being single.

0:56.9

We're all just like kind of acting like we're in our 20s, but now our brains are developed and we have more money and we're a little bit more confident about the way we look.

1:06.4

So it's kind of a vibe.

1:09.4

So my evidence is the things that my friends told me happened on first dates that if it had

1:17.4

happened in our 20s, there's no way we would have ever, ever, ever not said yes to a second

1:23.7

date.

1:24.2

It would have totally just been brushed under the rug and we would have dated them for like three months situationships. But no second date. It would have totally just been brushed under the rug and we would have dated them for like three

1:29.2

months situation chips. But no second dates now that you're in their 30s.

1:33.7

Okay, here's the first one. My guy friend went on a date with a man and every time the

1:38.6

conversation trailed off, the guy would sing back his last sentence to him.

1:43.0

What?

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