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The Bert Show

She Got Caught STEALING Her Grandpa's Car?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

That awkward moment when you think you have permission to use your grandpa's car. And then, it's reported stolen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,

0:04.4

you'd build a different kind of bank.

0:06.5

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,

0:11.5

doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,

0:16.1

and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

0:18.6

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

0:25.9

So what would that look like?

0:27.8

Starling Bank, the Bank Built for You. Electrify your dreams with the all-electric BMW I X1. Bold exterior

0:39.7

aesthetics make way for a comfortable interior that features innovative technology, such as the sweeping

0:46.4

BMW Curved display to connect you to your drive like never before. Search BMW I X1 to book a test drive today. Test drive

0:56.6

subject to status and availability.

1:00.3

The Bertia!

1:01.9

Intern Haley while we're here you can't walk into the studio with a pickle slut t-shirt on and not give us the history behind the shirt before we get into the meat of you breaking into your grandfather's car.

1:15.0

So it's funny because I'm quite I'm quite the opposite of a pickle slot really.

1:21.0

I've been in a relationship for you're a pickle

1:23.0

what is the opportunity?

1:24.0

So pickle prude.

1:26.0

She's saving her pickles for marriage.

1:30.0

No I hate pickles so much. It's my biggest fear.

1:34.0

Like you hate them, like you just detest the taste of them, or you actually have a legitimate fear.

1:38.0

I'm actually starting to feel anxious right now.

1:40.0

I'm talking about it.

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