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The Bert Show

She Got Caught Going To The Bathroom In PUBLIC!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

We've all had awkward moments in the bathroom, but we've never heard of anything like this...here's why Moe is mad this week!

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0:00.0

The Birch Show. Let's be honest, you don't really have to look far these days to find stuff that makes you mad.

0:05.9

But Mo has found something that makes him mad and it has everything to do with bathroom etiquette.

0:10.9

Yeah.

0:11.5

Let me tell you why I'm mad though. Let me tell you why I'm mad. Let me tell you why I'm mad though.

0:19.0

Let me tell you why I'm mad.

0:21.6

All right. So I think we've all had moments where you just really, really had to go to the bathroom.

0:29.6

You had to handle your business.

0:30.6

You had to do what you had to do.

0:31.6

And sometimes when you're in a situation like that, you're not really thinking clearly,

0:35.6

and you can do things that may be

0:37.8

embarrassing to yourself. So for me, the moment that I always think about is when I was on this

0:43.5

dating show, I was on blind date and they were micing me up in order to do the scene. And in that point,

0:50.5

like once they mic you up, you can't un-mike. It takes too much time. So in that moment,

0:55.2

I was like, I really got to go to the bathroom. I don't know what I'm going to do. So he was like,

0:58.6

listen, I'm going to just turn it off, go to the mic, handles your business. Well, he forgot the

1:02.6

whole turn it off part. So I'm in the bathroom. It's going down in there. And everybody hears it. The entire production team, the people that they had out there waiting to look

1:13.1

like to be them in the background, the extras, everyone hears the entire situation.

1:17.8

And as soon as I came out the bathroom, the way everyone was looking at me, my mic was on.

1:22.2

On a dating show, no less.

1:23.8

Yeah, it wasn't sexy, Abby, at all.

1:25.5

But that was, for me,

1:27.7

I thought as embarrassing

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