Listen, it's the bird show.

She pulled it off.

She faked wedding dress shopping so her mother-in-law wouldn't get mad,

even though she had already found the dress.

So I love my neighbors.

They know me so well.

So the other day we were sitting in their backyard,

having a cocktail, and he was like, oh my gosh,

I was hanging out with some women at work,

and they were talking like wedding

prepping and wedding stuff like that or whatever.

He was like, I was half paying attention.

But then they told the story of how one of the women had to pretend to find her wedding dress

so her mother-in-law wouldn't get mad.

And I'm like, and he goes, I felt like this was right up your all valley.

And I'm like, uh-huh, duh.

So give me the deeds so what

happened was this woman that he works with she went out and she found her dream wedding dress but

she was just by herself but she knew this was the one and she didn't think her mom would be that

miffed about it but it's her mother-in-law right so her soon-to-be mother-in-law, her soon-to-be husband is a

big-time daddy's boy. They are a deeply religious family, and so she wants to have involvement in

every aspect of the wedding, okay? So she finds the dress, and she's like, my future mother-in-law is going to be livid.

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