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She Doesn’t Think She Can Date Him Because Of His Name?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert show

0:02.0

All right, so she is liking this guy moving on now.

0:05.0

She likes this guy and she doesn't think that she can continue dating him

0:10.0

because strictly for one reason,

0:12.8

his name, that's it, his name.

0:14.8

You got something going on in your life,

0:16.5

superficial or not,

0:17.9

go ahead, hit us up at the birth show.

0:20.2

We can try to get you some help.

0:21.2

Mo has got the email.

0:22.4

I really hope I'm not the only person with this quirk.

0:25.1

I'm a long time listener and remember you doing something called Am I Normal.

0:28.9

I think this might be that, plus a side of Am I the A-Hoe.

0:32.8

While I was in middle school, my friends came up with a list of names

0:35.8

we would never date.

0:37.4

They are our ick names.

0:39.8

My list consists of the following names.

0:42.2

I need to preemptively apologize to Bert.

0:45.4

Sorry bro. Chuck Stanley, Ernest, Phil, Bert, present.

0:55.0

Good.

0:58.0

Gordon, Hank, Ned, Thad, and Willie.

1:03.8

It's kind of a short list.

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