She Ditched Her Date In Under 60 Seconds: Now With Violin!
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🗓️ 22 July 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | So I got a friend that meets somebody online on Tinder and they meet for the first time |
| 0:07.7 | and when they do, she takes off within 30 seconds of the date, right? |
| 0:12.2 | And he starts to tell me the story and I'm like, what a bee. |
| 0:15.6 | But then it gets a little bit more complicated with some of the details here, okay? |
| 0:19.6 | All right. |
| 0:20.6 | So I'm going to try to do two things here at the same time. |
| 0:22.9 | Our intern Darian is here from Florida State today. |
| 0:25.8 | She is a violinist and a very, very good one. |
| 0:29.0 | So what I am going to ask her to do, this is not pretty planned. |
| 0:33.4 | So if it sucks, it's on me. |
| 0:37.3 | With her violin, as I tell the story, I want her to use violin accompaniment. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, so it'll be like a straight up soap opera. |
| 0:46.0 | Straight up soap opera, okay? |
| 0:47.9 | And you can use whatever sound from the violin you want as I give the details out, okay? |
| 0:54.0 | So if it's anxious, you give me anxious. |
| 0:56.3 | If it's exciting, you give me exciting. |
| 0:58.4 | Are you ready? |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.4 | Okay. |
| 1:01.4 | She's already not buying it. |
| 1:03.8 | All right. |
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