She CRAPPED Her Husband’s Shorts?! + The Mooning Political Movement
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, the prophecy of the Liquid Shadow finally came true… and it struck in someone else’s shorts. Yes. You read that correctly. A 317-day Edgar Allan Poe-style prediction ends in betrayal, mesh athletic fabric, and a white couch that almost didn’t survive. This is what happens when you trust a fart after 40.
We also break down the newest “sport” called Run It Straight — which is basically two grown men sprinting at each other full-speed to see who forgets their childhood first. It’s like Red Rover but with CTE. And naturally, Riz wants to start a league in the hallway.
Then we address a longtime troll who accidentally linked his LinkedIn to his hate emails (bold strategy), and we introduce a political candidate whose platform is simple: Make America Moon Again. That’s right. Responsible, mid-cheek-only patriotism may be the one thing that can unite this divided nation.
Plus:
• Galentine’s Day, Kiss Day, and National Self Love Day
• The coolest full name ever revealed (Zayn Hunter Little Rain Graham?!)
• Radio Day (you’re welcome)
• And real RIP tributes at the end
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| 0:00.0 | The Zudo. |
| 0:01.0 | All right, what are we celebrating today? |
| 0:04.0 | It's a couple things we're celebrating. |
| 0:06.0 | We talked about Galentine's Day. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.0 | Probably know that from Parks and Rec. |
| 0:10.0 | It's officially the day before Valentine's Day dedicated to celebrating your female friendships. |
| 0:16.0 | It's all about ladies celebrating ladies, am I right? |
| 0:19.0 | That's right. |
| 0:20.0 | Usually with brunch and waffles. It's Kiss Day. Like the band? Oh, I'm going to say. I love that. This is part of the week-long build-up to Valentine's Day. It's pretty self-explanatory. Pucker up, baby. Hold up. So yesterday was like hug day. Today's Kiss Day. Hug and Kiss. What does that make some? Oh. Oh, no. That adds up nicely. No, hang on. You're skipping some bases. You mean a hunk-h-h-h-h-h-day? Might be a Hong-Kong-day. Nice weather yesterday, spending time out on the deck. My courtesy of chestero offensive deck when we bought our |
| 0:55.4 | house back in 2018 yeah 2018 the the deck was in disrepair and we're trying to put band-aids on it |
| 1:06.1 | like the railings were loose we have to tell people please for your for your health and safety |
| 1:10.7 | don't lean against |
| 1:11.5 | the rail because you could plummet to your death. So we eventually had to do it. We had to, |
| 1:16.5 | we had to bite the bullet. We had to call on Chesville vets a deck, and they did a tear down of the |
| 1:21.0 | old deck and put up a gorgeous new deck. They used their own crews. They used their own tools. |
| 1:30.8 | We did the underdecking. We did the concrete patio. They did it all. Everything was in-house over there and we couldn't be after. |
| 1:35.4 | Chesterill fenced and deck. In business for 56 years. Fences, decks, sunrooms, screen, rooms, |
| 1:41.3 | patios, retaining walls, windows. They're a company you could trust with your biggest investment in your home. |
| 1:47.8 | Locally owns and operated. |
| 1:49.3 | All the products are guaranteed by a five-year labor warranty. |
| 1:53.2 | When you mention the Riz Show, you'll get 20% off your next outdoor project. |
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