DAILY SHOW: Clownvis and The Albino Bats In The Cave | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 169 minutes
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Summary
Happy Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day weekend. Nothing says romance like Swedish meatballs, felony pickleball charges, and a prophecy called Liquid Shadow finally coming true in someone else’s mesh shorts. Yeah. That happened.
Make America Moon Again. Rafe's Ememoriam. Friday Fails. Donny at Hardees.
On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, Clownvis storms the studio and helps navigate this superstition season. We break down a legendary St. Louis IKEA shopping experience featuring suspiciously enthusiastic employees and what might’ve been using Colombian customer service rocket fuel. We also tackle a listener email about marrying someone with zero ambition… because nothing screams “forever” like spaghetti-in-bed energy and motivational drought.
Oh, and that 317-day Edgar Allan Poe-level prediction? It ends in betrayal, athletic fabric, and a white couch that barely survived the blast radius. Trust a fart after 40 at your own risk.
Plus in this beautifully unhinged daily comedy show episode:
- Friday the 13th superstitions that cost the economy millions
- A Texas police department offering to “arrest your ex” for Valentine’s Day
- Why getting married on Valentine’s Day might be a terrible omen
- A Florida pickleball Fight Club that proves retirement communities are lawless
- AI-generated Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise fight footage that looks WAY too real
- Ryan Gosling hosting SNL, Kid Rock vs. ticket scalpers, and Galentine’s Day movie debates
- A troll who accidentally linked his LinkedIn to his hate emails (bold strategy, Cotton)
- A political candidate campaigning to “Make America Moon Again”
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| 0:00.0 | Nice weather yesterday, spending time out on the deck. |
| 0:03.8 | My deck courtesy of Chesterall Fence and deck. |
| 0:05.6 | When we bought our house back in 2018, the, the deck was in disrepair. |
| 0:15.1 | And we're trying to put Band-Aids on it. |
| 0:16.9 | Like the railings were loose. |
| 0:18.5 | We have to tell people, please, for your health and safety, don't lean against the rail because you could plummet to your death. So we eventually had to do it. We had to, we had to bite the bullet. We had to call on Chesville vets a deck, and they did a tear down of the old deck and put up a gorgeous new deck. They used their own crews. They used their own tools. |
| 0:40.6 | We did the underdecking. |
| 0:42.9 | We did the concrete patio. |
| 0:43.6 | They did it all. |
| 0:46.0 | Everything was in-house over there, and we couldn't be after it. |
| 0:47.0 | Chesterill, fenced, a deck. |
| 0:50.2 | In business for 56 years. |
| 0:53.6 | Fences, decks, sunrooms, screen, rooms, patios, retaining walls, windows. |
| 0:54.4 | They're a company you could trust with your biggest investment in your home. Locally owns and operated. All the products |
| 1:00.6 | are guaranteed by a five-year labor warranty. When you mention the Riz Show, you'll get 20% off |
| 1:06.3 | your next outdoor project. It's Chesterfield Fence and Deck. They're online at Chesterfield Fence.com. Chesterfield |
| 1:12.7 | Fence and Deck, after all, who doesn't want a bigger |
| 1:14.6 | deck? |
| 1:16.4 | The choice of lawyers is an important decision |
| 1:18.6 | and should not be based solely on advertisements. |
| 1:22.1 | At Brown and Croupin, |
| 1:23.7 | we get that after an accident, |
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