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She Claims She Could Be Married TODAY After Just One Phone Call!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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One listener claims she could be married if she wanted to with just ONE call! Are you in the same boat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.3

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Apparently, there's some people out there where marriage is just a phone call away. Like,

1:07.9

literally, if you want to get married, all you gotta do is call this one person and when

1:11.4

I'm back, I'm thinking, man, you're married. That's it, huh? That's it. I mean, I'm not

1:15.9

one of those people. I was never one of those people. Did you have any type of like agreement

1:20.3

with anybody? Like, hey, I'm single, you're single by this time. We'll just go ahead

1:23.8

and... Somebody tried it. They did try it? Yeah, when I was in high school. She was like

1:27.7

one of my good friends at the time and she said, if we both single by 30, we should get

1:30.9

married. And she got married at 29. She did help. Seriously.

1:34.5

Yep. So I'm safe. Got it in under the wire. Uh-huh. So yeah, uh, Bercia, listen, her

1:39.5

hit us up and has has the opportunity to get married with one phone call. Here's the

1:45.6

email. I got into a huge argument with some of my best friends last night, but then

1:50.5

ended up making the situation worse. One of my best friends is getting married. While

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