She Can't Tell Her Parents She's Separated Because It'll Ruin The Holidays!
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🗓️ 10 November 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the bird show. She's quaking in her boots gonna have to tell her parents here eventually |
| 0:05.0 | that our husband and she are separated and the holidays are right around the corner so |
| 0:09.6 | she's gonna have to do that probably this weekend We'll get to that in just one second. |
| 0:13.3 | You know, I ran this by you guys yesterday and I asked who here is like even started their Christmas shopping and who's done with it and you said you hadn't started yet right? |
| 0:22.8 | Haven't bought the first thing. |
| 0:23.8 | Not a thing. |
| 0:24.8 | Not one thing. |
| 0:25.8 | Cass? |
| 0:26.8 | I would say I'm three quarters of the way done. |
| 0:29.8 | Geez. |
| 0:30.8 | Eight. |
| 0:31.8 | Um... no. |
| 0:34.0 | Haven't even thought about it. |
| 0:35.0 | Uh-uh. |
| 0:36.0 | I have not body single thing for anybody. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, me neither. |
| 0:39.0 | And, uh, yeah, my list would have changed over the last couple of weeks. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh, that was good. |
| 0:45.0 | Come on. |
| 0:47.0 | I'd be returning a lot of stuff. |
| 0:48.0 | This is the time procrastination paid off for you. |
| 0:50.0 | I guess so, right, right, that's a plus plus I was just reading that 47% of people haven't even |
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