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She Called In To Pitch Her Friend As An Eligible Bachelor For Abby!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

We wanna send Abby across state lines for a blind date! Bad idea? We're gonna make it a better one because we've got her potential date's friend on to share more about the eligible bachelor HERE!

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0:00.0

Here, Birchow.

0:01.0

I'm taking a lot of pride in feeling like I am the one that started this trend on the

0:07.4

bird show.

0:08.5

Bad idea trend.

0:10.5

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

0:15.4

That's a bad idea.

0:16.7

Nah, nah, nah, nah, yeah.

0:20.7

That's a bad idea. Now, these have come naturally to me my entire life.

0:24.1

Yeah.

0:24.4

I think they were passed down from my dad and my grandfather.

0:27.2

My great-grandpappy also had was just filled with bad ideas.

0:31.0

So we had more this morning on the show when the youth group came in here and said they're going to do distrax for each other.

0:37.0

Bad idea because people are going to get their feelings hurt and it's inevitably going to ruin the bird show because the chemistry is going to be awful.

0:42.7

I do love that. You have planted this bad idea seed and now it is flourished into a forest of bad ideas.

0:50.0

It's fun. It's spontaneous. It's going to probably be a train wreck. We don't know what's going to happen. And then it was Kristen yesterday with another bad idea. Yeah, I want to send Abby to Indiana for a man. Well, I've already flown to England for one. So really Indiana is a step up. And it turns out that that was a bad idea also part of a bit. That was a really bad idea. It was one of the original bad

1:11.8

bits. That was the worst idea. That was a terrible idea. All right. So what had happened was

1:18.0

we had Brooke on a while ago. She was part of our 100 days of Good Goes Round. She had sent us to

1:24.5

save the date for her wedding. She had the most beautiful handwritten note inside, and it touched my heart. So we bought her a bunch of gifts off of her wedding registry and shipped them to her. She came on the air with us. It was like, it was a lovely moment. It was, it was beautiful. Not a bad idea. But then Brooke hit us up and she emailed.

1:45.5

And she's like, hey, you remember me?

1:46.7

I'm Brooke.

1:47.5

You guys helped me out with my wedding registry.

1:50.0

Well, I know you and Bert said you couldn't make it to the wedding because it's on a Sunday in Indiana.

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