Hey, the bird show molex to call it chestnut checkers

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Men play checkers women play chess period right at a step ahead of dudes

We're basic red black right checker over checker women man

Way more advanced and I think most friend just found this out because he got played

There's a perfect example of chess not checkers

Or chestnut checkers. Yes. Yes. So a good friend of mine is a bartender and

He he has no lack of stories on a nightly basis from what he does for a living

But this is the best one I've ever heard by far

So there he is. It's to him is a regular night and his ex-girlfriend walks into the bar

So he's already taken it back by that because he hasn't seen her in quite some time

And they don't speak anymore. So there was no reason for her to be at his bar. She knows he works there

So this wasn't like a surprise to her but a surprise to him and

Then somebody walks in behind her which appears to be her new boyfriend

So now he's really taking it back like okay, why would you walk in here which a new boyfriend?

So she goes to the bar and says hey, how you doing? How you been can I have a drink for me and my man?

So she was making it clear. I want you to notice my guy. Okay, so

Yeah, so she's taking her claim right is this yeah, this is peeing on the fire hydrant. This is my territory exactly that

So he's like okay, that's what we doing cool. So he gives it a drink she goes back now

It's important to note that this guy wears for whatever reason this is his thing as a bartender

And I want you to get a visual of it because it's important. He wears a care bear onesie

Every once in a while. That's just his thing. Okay, so

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