The Bert Show.

So you did ditch your friend before the party or you're planning on ditching your friend? Oh, I left her. Oh, you left. She says confidently like, oh, yeah. I'm going to tell you exactly how it is. So my friend, she got all the girls together. She wanted to celebrate that she got her dream job. And she was so happy about it. She hit us all up in the group chat. She was like, we have to go out. we have to celebrate.

We're like, okay, cool. that she got her dream job. And she was so happy about it. She hit us all up in the group chat.

She was like, we have to go out.

We have to celebrate. We're like, okay, cool. So we made plans for one particular day. And then it ended up storming. And she's like, all right, guys, we're going to reschedule this. But just know that I got everything taken care of. I have a section at this lounge. all you guys need to do is be at this place at this time.

And we're like, okay, cool.

Let's get together.

Have a this time. And we're like, okay, cool, let's get together, have a good time, and we haven't seen each other in weeks. So this is going to be fun. So I like to be places on time. And I, even though I know like this is supposed to be casual lounge, I expected people to be late and I knew I would be a little too early.

Okay. So I get there right at seven. This is the time we were supposed to get here.

You're the first? Yes. I was the first. I hate being the first. I hate being the first. I'm not

exactly sure why. I just feel like it makes me feel, it makes me look desperate. It makes you feel so

lame like I showed up at the time that we all agreed on and yet I'm the only one here.

And I'm the only one who wanted to hang out this much that I shut up at the right time.

Right, but it's in such a vulnerable position.

Does it make you feel like needy?

Just that, no, not necessarily needy, just like, ew, like, yeah, nothing else to do.

Why would I do this?

Why would I be respectful and on time?

I don't know.

Someone has to be first.

I'll one up you on the eagerness level is that sometimes I don't even just show up on time.

I show up 10 minutes early, and then I just end up sitting in my car scrolling on Instagram before I go in. So I like to show up early because you can scope the scene because certain places you don't know what the parking is going to look like. The inside is it too small from what the pictures are. Like I like that and I can just report back to everyone like, hey, y'all, by the way, there's free parking or hey, there's not free parking. Expect to pay, blah, blah, blah, blah, yeah, yeah. I think this applies to business, but when it comes to late, I can always remember my dad saying it's better to be an hour early than one minute late, over and over and over. But I don't think it applies to social situation. No, it shouldn't, but for me mentally it does. So after I arrive, about like 10 or 15 minutes later,

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