She Almost Injured Her Fellow Yogis At Her First Hot Yoga Class!
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🗓️ 19 March 2024
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bert show. It is time to vote in the Bert show's busted baby bracket. |
| 0:05.8 | I feel horrible about doing this. But I laughed at the babies and I voted. We're all going to hell. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm not proud of myself yet here we are. |
| 0:18.0 | We are doing this. |
| 0:19.0 | So for years now we've been doing this bracket at tournament that lines up with the NCAA |
| 0:24.3 | basketball tournament and we've always talked about baby madness now cute there |
| 0:28.1 | who's the cutest baby this year we did a 180 and we're asking for the fugly babies man the ones that were born and |
| 0:34.1 | they just were not fully cooked. I think any any parents at least these |
| 0:41.6 | especially these 32 were self-aware to know. |
| 0:46.0 | Especially these 32 were self-aware to know. |
| 0:52.0 | That is not a beautiful baby that is an ugly baby that |
| 0:57.7 | baby is giving me a cone head that baby is giving me I did not sign up for this I do not want to be here |
| 1:08.3 | It's giving can I return it. Yes can I please crawl back up to where I came from? |
| 1:14.0 | It's giving Benjamin Button. |
| 1:16.0 | It's giving, it's giving a lot. |
| 1:19.0 | One woman submitted a picture of her husband when he was a newborn. |
| 1:24.0 | Oh, she did. |
| 1:25.0 | And I know which one it is and he very well may win this. |
| 1:28.0 | There are a couple of babies on here that just really had a really rough go of those first couple of days. |
| 1:38.0 | Let's just say they understood the assignment. |
| 1:40.0 | They got it right. |
| 1:42.0 | All right, so we are looking for the most aesthetically challenged baby in the |
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