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She Accidentally Packed A Beer In Her Kid’s Lunchbox For Church Camp!

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🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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I'm not a bad parent...BUT...can you finish the sentence? Kristin can! Can you relate to these "bad" parenting stories from #BertShowFam?

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0:00.0

The Fertia.

0:02.0

All right, parents, let's make each other feel better.

0:05.0

I'm not a bad parent, but that's the phrase that you're going to say,

0:10.0

and then you're going to share your parenting mistake. I'm not a bad parent but

0:16.7

XYZ happened. 1 855 Birtjo 855 237876. So I shared recently that I was 30 minutes late picking my kid up from

0:26.0

camp. I felt so bad about it. I know it's like in the range of mistakes it was

0:30.8

it was a small one. I actually did end up getting the teacher a little gift

0:34.4

by the way later that week on the last day at camp and took it to her apologizing that you

0:38.3

know she had to stick around for 30 minutes. Would you get her? Oh I got her a bottle of wine.

0:43.0

Much needed.

0:45.0

Did you get Jimmy anything for having to wait 30 minutes?

0:47.0

No, he was fine.

0:48.0

He also got wine.

0:50.0

His mother got wine because she was in a so she was in a better road.

0:54.0

No so and I had so many because I you know was posted about this on my Insta story and I

0:59.3

had so many people hit me up in the DM sharing like the parenting mistakes they had made and

1:04.6

tons of parents had like you know been late forgot to pick up their kids I'd taken

1:09.2

their kids to school when it was a day off. One of my favorites though, so Mary Davis, who's a friend of the

1:16.0

Bert show, I posted, you know, what I did about, you know, being late, you know, being late and picking up from picking up Jimmy at camp and she

1:26.1

said I once packed a beer in Charlie's lunch by accident at a church camp

1:31.8

instead of a lime lacroy.

1:34.7

Don't beat yourself up. He'll never remember.

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