She Accidentally Kidnapped A Kid + Other Mom Confessions For Cash!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Mother's Day is THIS Sunday. Let's be frank...what's the one thing you wish you didn't know about your mom? These mom listeners called in to confess for cash! Like this listener who ACCIDENTALLY kidnapped another kid?!
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| 0:00.0 | Members of the Wicked cast and orchestra, this is your call to the stage. |
| 0:04.0 | Stand by, House Lights Down. |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to this performance of Wicked. |
| 0:10.0 | How I have the fighting gravity. |
| 0:16.0 | Wicked, the unforgettable live experience at London's Apollo Victoria Theatre. |
| 0:27.0 | Book tickets now. |
| 0:32.5 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.8 | Man, the calls that we have lined up right now for these mommy conventions, don't go anywhere. |
| 0:40.3 | These are great. |
| 0:41.3 | I don't even know if we have any lines open, but we're willing to pay you guys $100 for your mommy confession because Mother's Day, obviously, is this weekend. |
| 0:48.9 | Oh, my God, is all I'm saying. |
| 0:50.9 | The truth was that you through, uh, free mom edition. |
| 0:53.4 | This is why moms are the best right here. |
| 0:55.0 | Right here, man. I have one eight five five birth show. We will put you on the voice disguiser for your |
| 1:01.0 | confession. As a public service, the burt show reminds you. Mother's Day is only two days away. Don't screw it up, dummy. You're welcome. Good morning, Mary. We will give you |
| 1:15.7 | $100 for your mommy confession if it's good enough. Hey, good morning, guys. Actually, I had the daycare at my work, |
| 1:26.8 | and I was working a lot of hours and I picked my son up. |
| 1:31.7 | He was six months old and drove all the way home from Atlanta about 45 minutes and brought the car seat inside and realized I took the wrong baby home. |
| 1:41.7 | Oh my God. |
| 1:43.5 | You took the wrong baby home. Okay, my God. You took the wrong baby home. |
| 1:45.7 | Okay, we're going to have to circle back here for a second. |
| 1:48.0 | We're going to need more details on this. |
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