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Hollywood Handbook

Shaun Diston, Our Globes Prediction Friend

Hollywood Handbook

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes have SHAUN DISTON into the studio to record an episode from before the Golden Globes where they predict them.

This episode is sponsored by Harry's.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So, Stitcher Premium has been talking to us for a while. Stitcher Premium, the thing you have to know about them is their goal is to make money at all times.

0:12.6

They are obsessed with money. It's the only thing that they love.

0:15.4

And it's the only currency they understand.

0:18.4

Yes. And it's how they measure other people and the only color they can see is green.

0:24.6

So, Stitcher Premium comes as a saying, we want money, we need it, we're obsessed with it, we need it all the time.

0:30.0

And they can see gold too.

0:31.0

Yes.

0:32.0

So, say gold.

0:33.5

They say, and yes, the other color they can see is gold.

0:36.8

Yeah, exactly, because that's money.

0:38.8

And so, Stitcher Premium demands money.

0:43.8

And so, they come to us and they say, so here's a way that we're going to get money for your show.

0:49.8

More money out of your show.

0:51.3

Yeah, which doesn't make any money.

0:53.3

They hate us.

0:55.3

They hate us because we're so real and we're so cool.

0:59.3

And the currency that we understand is actually respect and love for our fans.

1:03.3

Yes.

1:04.3

Funniness, smartness, being coolness, niceness, and being cool.

1:09.3

And we are doing that and they hate us for it.

1:12.3

Yes. And I was going to say this episode, this ad is a big announcement, but we're getting to that at the end.

1:18.3

And they couldn't just get rid of us because we were here first.

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