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Hollywood Handbook

Jen Statsky, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes welcome JEN STATSKY into the studio to walk them through a day at her famous job.

This episode is sponsored by Casper Mattresses (code: HANDBOOK) and Blue Apron.

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0:00.0

So I'm going past with binoculars, past with binoculars, come on, let me see, let me see, I need them, and of course Shannon to

0:11.4

saw some on is hogging the binoculars and Peter, well, er, is also hogging the telescope.

0:22.2

Peter, well, er, yeah.

0:23.9

And it turned out to be a kaleidoscope actually when I finally got it out of them.

0:28.3

So I was like, I wonder if he thinks he's seeing so many unique birds, but we're

0:31.5

bird watching. And Shannon's going, it's a yo-billy, sap sucker, a thi-yo-billy,

0:37.4

sap sucker. I'm going, I can hear it, it's a warbler, so give me the binoculars and

0:41.9

we'll really find out what it is. And finally, I trick her because I have part of

0:50.2

a crona in my backpack and I am able to waft the crona beneath her nose in such a way

0:56.2

that she just drops the binoculars and gloms onto that. So then she's chomped onto

1:01.8

the crona. I've got the binocs which are around her neck and so I'm trying to be gentle

1:06.3

so she doesn't feel that I'm putting them on. And I put them on. And what do you think

1:10.6

I saw? The bird? What do you think I saw? The bird? What do you think I saw? The same

1:16.7

bird when I looked. Yeah, the bird. Yeah. It was alphanning. Yeah. Wasn't bird. So

1:23.7

this is, she just climbed a tree. I know. So this is so that like, days it's always when

1:30.3

I'm going out to look at these birds, days ahead, I'll see you out. And you'll kind of

1:35.6

know she's like, oh, you going out this weekend? And I'm like, yeah, like you want to

1:39.3

come or whatever. And she's like, no, like I'm busy and I'm busy. I probably will stay.

1:43.3

I won't have time to be out there. Yeah. But then she's always, she wants to be the

1:48.0

trailing us. And then she goes and like sits in the tree and the bird calls to be the bird

1:53.6

and the sound calls. Yeah. She can do all of it. Yeah. She can do tree, tree, tree. Yeah.

1:59.3

She truly is the, she is the Neon demon. Well, she is in real way. No. And that's what

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