Shark Facts w/ Ed Larson

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week! Plus the horrors of carpeted bathrooms, NYC finally getting garbage cans, Jackie and Ed went to see "28 Years Later", and Ed is called out for his theatah behavior! MJ finally watched "Jaws" for the 50th anniversary, then some water park chat, (including Jackie's 'it's all condoms theory') and the NY Mayoral elections have celeb news aaaalllllll dried up. Jackie's got day of the week socks but now she's just worried about not wearing them on the right day, MJ reveals their current compression sock setup, and Ed tells the story of a TRIP to Bonnaroo leaving him with hobbit feet. Even more shark movie talk, including Ed's knowledge of Jaw's documentaries, and somehow EVEN MORE SHARKTALK! Then it's time for THE LIST of "Movie Facts That Are So Surprising and Interesting That You'll wanna Share Them WITH EVERYONNEEEE!!", Blindz, Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:06:55.214 and ends at 1:14:00.817, with MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:11:09.861!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Man made terror, hungry jaws of death.
0:11.6	Y'all don't cross my depths.
0:13.2	I pause your breaths.
0:14.4	I cause you to sink down 40,000 leagues bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves.
0:19.1	My world's deep blue.
0:20.2	Killer's got to eat
0:21.0	too. Deepest bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin. Deepest bluest, oh my hat is like a shark's fin.
0:26.6	Deepest, my hat is like a shark's fin. Deepest, my head is like a shark's fin. It's shark week. Everybody
0:34.6	get your fins up. Who's ready for shark week? And no, we're not talking about
0:40.4	the shark week that is actually a shark week. We're talking about shark week informally here on page
0:46.1	seven. Not to be confused with the official observed shark week that is done by National Geographic.
0:51.7	This is Shark Week observed here.
1:00.4	And it is because we have the absolutely wonderful co-host of the last podcast in the left and brighter side.
1:02.4	His name is Ed Larson.
1:05.9	I got fins to the left, fins to the right. And they're only bait in town, bait in town.
1:08.7	Yeah, you're the only bait in town.
1:11.3	That's right. And excuse me, MJ, I hate to correct. Baiton town. Yeah, you're the only bait in town.
1:11.8	That's right.
1:19.1	And excuse me, MJ, I hate to correct you off the top here, but Shark Week is actually a part of the Discovery Network.
1:19.7	Discovery. Discovery.
1:20.7	Oh, my God.
1:21.3	Disney wants Shark Week.
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