Shark Attack Summer | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 137

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Thursdays are for the BABES!!! Chris talks about a surprise gift he bought for his wife. SHE DIDN'T LOVE IT! Are dog tags fun jewelry? Fancy watches are anxiety! Chris gossips about his new fancy time machine. Sal recaps the Karate Kid and how it impacted his youth. Chris continues to battle with the idea of moving off Staten ISLAND. Living in an apartment vs a house. Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg! Chrissy philosophy strikes again! This is the summer of shark attacks. Chris is hyped for a new movie?! GUESS WHICH ONE! CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! Let therapy be your map, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/HEYBABE today to get 10% off your first month. https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=102ee22a92849e7d40a275a7123b49&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=heybabe¬_found=1&gor=start With HelloFresh, you get farm-fresh, pre-portioned ingredients and seasonal recipes delivered right to your doorstep. Skip trips to the grocery store and count on HelloFresh to make home cooking easy, fun, AND affordable – that’s why it’s America’s #1 meal kit! Go to HelloFresh.com/heybabe50 and and use code heybabe50 for 50% off plus free shipping! https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=HEYBABE50&mealsize=4-2&dm=first-box-meals&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast50off&vs_campaign_id=1b4fc653-3b67-415d-9ffe-306eb424c51c&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastads MERCH IS HERE: https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@nopreshpodcasts Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @homelesspimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi-IyHgs6RZzfi4kHmYQE3Q Our Assistant Producer 🙋‍♀️ https://www.venetiageras.com/ https://twitter.com/venetiaageras https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #podcast #standupcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You
0:22.3	What do you think of this? Yeah, okay?
0:24.1	First of all, I know cocaine dealer look right now, but what do you think of this?
0:27.5	I got a dog tag with the kids initials on it you think that's good not good because I got Jasmine the same one
0:34.8	But hers is silver and it has the kids birthstones in it, but do you think it's a good idea? What's this did I did I?
0:42.0	Not do something right. Let's start from the beginning. Okay
0:44.9	When did you conceive the idea it was at your own idea? Did you see an ad for someone doing this? Did you I saw
0:51.5	In the Jonah Hill movie the one that he did on Netflix and with any Murphy
0:57.1	I saw that he was wearing a dog tag in one of the
1:01.2	One of the scenes and I said I like dog tags because I've never fought in the army
1:06.1	But I like to think I'm in the army of God
1:07.9	I like to think I'm defending the state of New York at all times and I thought I'm also defending my family
1:12.7	So I said what better thing always at war potentially exactly I'm out war with my emotions sometimes
1:17.9	I'm out war with my with my gut health right so I said I am not necessarily soldier in the United States army
1:23.5	But I am a soldier and other things so I do qualify to wear a dog tag
1:26.9	Wear podcast wars
1:28.8	So I said what about the dog tag what the thing that's not going to change about me
1:32.3	What are what are things that are always going to mean something to me
1:35.2	Um, and I said the kids so I said tdv the kids names. Yeah, and
1:41.5	I gave it to Jasmine and she liked it. She really did you go on just stepping ahead. Okay, let's get to watch the
1:47.1	Anywhere fee movie with Jonah Hill. Yes, and then you had the idea and then you you thought of the idea of the dog tags
1:53.5	And they're initials and you went to a jewelry store that you go to normally know that I got my watch from I went
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