Congress confirms Aliens are REAL! with Jared Freid | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 138

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Thursdays are for the BABES!!! The babes are joined by comedian Jared Freid! 37 & Single, Jared's comedy special is on Netflix August 15th. CONGRESS CONFIRMS ALIENS ARE REAL! SAL CAN NOT HANDLE THIS NEWS! The babes also talk how they take their coffee. Is extra ice an EXTRA thing to order? How aliens will impact your daily life? Dating aliens gonna be the new thing? What are aliens pronouns? Big water bottle people are the WORST! Why are nurses and flight attendants so attractive? A fish with human teeth is found in a river in the USA. HUNTER BIDEN VS ALIENS!!! CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! Let therapy be your map, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/HEYBABE today to get 10% off your first month. https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=102ee22a92849e7d40a275a7123b49&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=heybabe¬_found=1&gor=start Go to birddogs.com/HEYBABE or enter promo code HEYBABE for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order. That’s birddogs.com/HEYBABE or promo code HEYBABE for a free Yeti style tumbler. You won’t want to take your birddogs off we promise you. https://www.birddogs.com/collections/shorts?utm_source=Podcast&utm_medium=influencer&utm_campaign=Hey%20Babe%20Link&influencerId=Hey-Babe-Link-Podcast# Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code HEYBABE for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code HEYBABE for $20 off. Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed. MERCH IS HERE: https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod TikTok- https://www.tiktok.com/@nopreshpodcasts Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @homelesspimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi-IyHgs6RZzfi4kHmYQE3Q Our Assistant Producer 🙋‍♀️ https://www.venetiageras.com/ https://twitter.com/venetiaageras https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #podcast #standupcomedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away
0:07.0	From your feelings, babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed
0:10.0	Don't hesitate to say, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe
0:17.0	It's been several hours and fifteen days since you took hey babe away
0:26.0	I go out every night and sleep hey babe
0:34.0	Since you took hey babe away
0:38.0	Since you've been gone I could do whatever I want
0:44.0	I could see whoever I choose
0:48.0	I could eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
0:54.0	But nothing, I said nothing can take away these blues
1:00.0	Cause nothing compares, nothing compares to hey babe
1:09.0	Shenade O'Connor, RIP
1:12.0	With Shenade O'Connor's death brings life, Jared Freed is here
1:17.0	What a tribute, I gotta say
1:19.0	I don't think I'll ever be able to erase the image of Chris doing the odds
1:23.0	The face you made was great, I couldn't take my eyes off of you
1:28.0	We lose, we lose, one Irish Catholic, we gain a Massachusetts Jew
1:33.0	That's right, that's right
1:39.0	Chris, you don't have a good singing face
1:43.0	You gotta put a replay of Chris's face
1:46.0	You know, you didn't belt it out enough so it kinda looked like you were...
1:50.0	What?
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