Share My Worth

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2016

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration.

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0:00.0	Hey, fools.
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0:37.8	That's right, the free.
0:38.8	Now let's get started.
1:02.0	You're right.
1:03.9	I am being a tad harsh but you've got to admit.
1:08.8	No cheerleader is ever going to cure cancer or solve world hunger.
1:13.8	Oh, but not unless your booty, your booty goes on a diet.
1:18.8	Oh, wait, no, I'm not supposed to say what it is, right?
1:23.6	Because I don't want to ruin it for the people listening.
1:25.7	But I think I know.
1:26.7	Do you?
1:27.7	I really do.
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