Shapel Lacey and Aaron Branch
Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil
Jameela Jamil
4.7 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Shapel Lacey (Three Dads Two Moms special, current tour dates) and Aaron Branch (Unstable on Netflix, The Kevin Langue Show, The Forehead Tour) for an unforgettable episode full of wiener stories.
Shapel bravely recounts the worst gig of his life, the cheer-camp sex he may never recover from, and the moment a stranger declared that his penis is the joke. Aaron, meanwhile, brings story after story that make him look sweet, hot, successful, and this week's valedicktorian.
Accidental grandpa kisses, cheerleading-camp injuries and school-wide scandals that probably belonged in a teen drama, Jameela tries her best to keep the show on the rails until Aaron challenges her to share a story of her own.
Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.
Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.
Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to wrong turns. |
| 0:11.5 | This is the show where dignity goes to die. |
| 0:13.4 | We like to celebrate our misfortunes without shoving a silver lining up anyone's ass. |
| 0:18.4 | And today I'm joined by two very, very funny people. Joining me, we have a former award-winning cheerleader who became a nationally touring comedian. You can watch his don't-tell comedy set, three dads, two moms on YouTube. It's chapel fucking Lacey. Hello. Oh, wow. Are you okay? You knew the cheerleading part. Is that all right? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, good. |
| 0:38.3 | I'm careful. |
| 0:38.9 | It's Chappelle. |
| 0:40.0 | But I like the British way. Yeah. Shappell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Shappar. Yeah. I'll do it again. I like that. Some people say he's the Chaperon economy. It's Shappel Lacey. Yay! |
| 0:54.5 | You know, I want that in, bro. |
| 0:56.8 | Keep that. |
| 0:57.4 | I want that, bro. Apple Lacey! Yay! |
| 0:56.4 | You know, I want that in, bro. |
| 0:57.3 | Keep that. |
| 0:58.4 | I want that, bro. |
| 0:59.4 | I want that. |
| 1:01.5 | You know, I am the chaperone. |
| 1:04.3 | I can't wait to meet her, bro. |
| 1:10.3 | And we welcome an actor, comedian, writer, and artist who you can watch on the Netflix series Unstable. |
| 1:27.5 | And as co-host of the Kevin Lang show, it's Aaron Braun. Yo! So, so happy to be. Yes, very happy to be. So you're here because of disaster. Are you drawn to disaster or is disaster drawn to you? Whose fault is it? Man, that's a good question. |
| 1:28.8 | That's a really deep question. |
| 1:30.2 | Hasn't been? |
| 1:30.7 | I'm curious. |
| 1:31.9 | Wait, I thought this was a podcast. |
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